For one Wesley...

Wesley - a scoop of wealth - 2 teaspoons of seduction - a pinch of hotness Mix together and serve hot.

'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

This was a particularly confusing quiz, as I understood perhaps two of the questions. I leave it to you to determine its accuracy. Although clearly, it knows about the funds I embezzled invested before leaving Wolfram & Hart.