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prodigalwatcher) wrote2007-12-27 01:08 pm
prodigalwatcher) wrote2007-12-27 01:08 pm
Gifts
Holiday gifts go out late. Wesley contemplates calling them 'Boxing Day' presents, but knows no one will get the joke.
Dear Cordelia,
Unlike certain friends, I am not comfortable selecting fashion for you. However, I do know a few unsavoury individuals with a few connections in the city and unfortunate habits. Hopefully, you will enjoy attending a few film premieres this year, as they're no indebted to me for invitations.
Your friend,
Wesley
Lindsey,
The previous owner of this vintage acoustic guitar assures me that it has passed through the hands of a number of notable country artists for several decades. Hopefully, it should serve you well.
Regards,
Wesley
Dear Logan,
This computer desk has been customised for maximum accessibility. Consider it a housewarming gift. If it does not meet your requirements, please let me know and I will have stern words with the fellow who did the work.
Regards,
Wesley
Dear Gwen,
I freely admit to shamelessly plagiarising your idea. I'm acquiring a new tuxedo, and I'm providing your accompanying Honey Ryder, Anya Amasova (I apologise for the lack of clarity, but I do quite like that evening gown) and of course, Jill Masterson costumes.
All of which warrants a trip to either London or Monte Carlo, of course, at some time.
Yours,
Wesley
Dear Cordelia,
Unlike certain friends, I am not comfortable selecting fashion for you. However, I do know a few unsavoury individuals with a few connections in the city and unfortunate habits. Hopefully, you will enjoy attending a few film premieres this year, as they're no indebted to me for invitations.
Your friend,
Wesley
Lindsey,
The previous owner of this vintage acoustic guitar assures me that it has passed through the hands of a number of notable country artists for several decades. Hopefully, it should serve you well.
Regards,
Wesley
Dear Logan,
This computer desk has been customised for maximum accessibility. Consider it a housewarming gift. If it does not meet your requirements, please let me know and I will have stern words with the fellow who did the work.
Regards,
Wesley
Dear Gwen,
I freely admit to shamelessly plagiarising your idea. I'm acquiring a new tuxedo, and I'm providing your accompanying Honey Ryder, Anya Amasova (I apologise for the lack of clarity, but I do quite like that evening gown) and of course, Jill Masterson costumes.
All of which warrants a trip to either London or Monte Carlo, of course, at some time.
Yours,
Wesley
Re: Thank you
Making it partway through would certainly earn us a call from management, that's for certain.
That sounds like a lovely time. I've never been to New York, and spending the holiday with you there would be an excellent way to do so.
And I think I'll forgo the trapeze lessons, if it's all the same, but thank you.
Yours,
Wesley
OOC: *LOL* Same goes for him.
Re: Thank you
Partway through the door certainly would earn us a call from management, but I meant against the door. I am proud that you thought about in the doorway though. *grins* I must be rubbing off on you.
Great, I'll have Nic fire up the Lear and we can fly out on the thirtieth if that works for you. You can skip the trapeze lessons, but I'll be sure to let you 'experience' my new muscle skills afterward.
Yours,
Gwen
Re: Thank you
Ahh, well. I should say you certainly are.
I'll put it on my calendar. How should I pack?
Yours,
Wesley
Re: Thank you
Pack casually but for winter. Oh, and pack your tuxedo. I think James Bond and Anya Amasova should make an appearance in New York.
Yours,
Gwen
Re: Thank you
Understood. And I look forward very greatly to stepping out with you.
Yours,
Wesley