Gifts

[prodigalwatcher]

Holiday gifts go out late. Wesley contemplates calling them 'Boxing Day' presents, but knows no one will get the joke.


Dear Cordelia,

Unlike certain friends, I am not comfortable selecting fashion for you. However, I do know a few unsavoury individuals with a few connections in the city and unfortunate habits. Hopefully, you will enjoy attending a few film premieres this year, as they're no indebted to me for invitations.

Your friend,
Wesley


Lindsey,

The previous owner of this vintage acoustic guitar assures me that it has passed through the hands of a number of notable country artists for several decades. Hopefully, it should serve you well.

Regards,
Wesley


Dear Logan,

This computer desk has been customised for maximum accessibility. Consider it a housewarming gift. If it does not meet your requirements, please let me know and I will have stern words with the fellow who did the work.

Regards,
Wesley


Dear Gwen,

I freely admit to shamelessly plagiarising your idea. I'm acquiring a new tuxedo, and I'm providing your accompanying Honey Ryder, Anya Amasova (I apologise for the lack of clarity, but I do quite like that evening gown) and of course, Jill Masterson costumes.

All of which warrants a trip to either London or Monte Carlo, of course, at some time.

Yours,
Wesley

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Wesley,

That's too awesome. I'll go make a list as soon as I can! Thanks!

Love,
Cordy